Product Code: B2D0699
May Require Batteries
What with overdue homework, overdue pocket money and a bag full of overdue newspapers, one thing's for sure: life for Norm isn't getting any less unfair. And did he mention the fact that he's the only kid on the planet without an iPad?
May Be Contagious
Following on from his first four massively unfair adventures, Norm is back! And he knows that it's just going to be one of those days...
Before long a dog-related injury prevents him from biking, and an old "friend" threatens the one thing even more important to Norm than his bike. And we're not talking pizza! Upset plans and upset stomachs...Norm's out of luck. And it may be contagious!
May Need Rebooting
Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he woke up and found himself in 18th century France...
If only he hadn't fallen asleep in History! And if only he'd done his punishment exercise! And if only he could go biking instead of playing stupid football! Except Normcan'tgo biking. Why not? BECAUSE HIS BIKE'S BEEN STOLEN, THAT'S WHY! Nightmare? It's worse than that...IT'S AN ABSO-FLIPPING-LUTE DISASTER!
Must Be Washed Separately
Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he was woken by the sound of an elephant breaking wind in the next room...
Not thebeststart to a day, but it's about to get a whole lot worse. As if a trip to see his perfect cousins isn't badenough, they've only gone and got the brand new Call Of Mortal Battle! Not that Norm could play anyway what with being banned off Xbox due to a curious incident of a stinky dog at bath time.
May Contain Buts
Norm knew it was going to be one of those days when he went to the toilet, just for something to do...
But things can only get better, right? WRONG! If only Brian and Dave hadn't found Dad's million year old aftershave. If only Mikey wasn't feeling lower than a snake's backside. If only Chelsea would hurry up and move!
It's all ifs and buts though. Or should that be whiffs and butts? Either way it's justsoflipping unfair!
May Still Be Charged
The NINTH hilarious title in this award-winning, laugh-out-loud series. For fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and David Walliams.
New: A new, unread, unused book in perfect condition with no missing or damaged pages. See the seller's ... Read moreabout the condition
|Language:||English||Subject:||Children's & Young Adult Fiction|
|Age Level:||Ages 9+||ISBN:||9781408345535|
|Popular Authors/ Series:||The World of Norm|